Starin Darin tells the new girl he just macked that he loves her tits… also looks like Ed Hardy over there had to much Goose… and his girl is checking up on him… or he’s got her in a weird headlock?

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Grapefruits Greta is as happy as a newly deflowered virgin… Or as happy as a 14 year old girl backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert… Or as happy as Paris Hilton when he BFF brings a kilo of coke to the after party… or whatever, she’s happy you get the point. Anyways did she buy or grow her own fruit?

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Fucking wicked i met Popeye!!! He was grabbin more hoes then a hockey player on King Street. His hat fell off from all the drunkenness… Awesome…

(2 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5)

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Richard Simmons, the greatest weight loosing fruitcake of all time dies his hair for the AU NATURAL LOOK. He wants younger ass these stays, keeps him young ;0) I think i like the pale afro better… P.S. to watch the greatest thing Richard simmons ever did click HERE!

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Yes we all loved American Pie when if first came out… but that was freaking 9 years !!! Everyone now knows that SUPERBAD is the the new king of adolescent sex comedy. So is the Stiffler Belt still funny?

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German Gina doesn’t give a FUCK that woman in North America shave, she keeps it real.
German Style… ;0)

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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Madonna looks pretty fucking good for 50 don’t you think? Awwww Yes Madonna, i remember getting my first boner while watching the LIKE A VIRGIN video in 1984. That was when she was still American and not trying got be English, and before she used the sperm from her Horse-look-a-like personal trainer in order to have her daughter Lordes… you know the good old days when she was slutty and crazy ;0)

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Faceplant Frank busts a move at Tryst to prove he can get jiggy at any establishment. I think the wood floor and the face smashing is a jiggier move then posing with any bottle of goose, that’s for sure…

(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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AWESOME!!!

(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5)

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Do you love them?

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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